Funny!!!
 

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there
is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't
heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt
in the mirror I will think,
“Good grief, look how smart I am!”




Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!

so funny. ha :D i love it

Love this ~ thanks for posting!

Oh, Ditter, you did it again!!!!! ROFLOL

laughing! :D laughing! :D I'm posting this where I can see it all the time! Thank you, Ditter, for sharing.

you're funny lol Barb

Alright, wait until the Ladies see this, funnny thanks

lmao - i MUST BE A GENIOUS!!!

I love it and passed it on.

Now I like that!!

You are truely wise!

ROFL, made my day

I'm so smart my belly just quivers with information.

I had to pass that one on, now i know what my problem is and i had to let the rest of the family know lol thank you ditter funny and informative

Nice to know the reason.

As always, you leave a smile on our faces! I have started a folder titled "Ditter" that I am filling with your wonderful items. I send them periodically to 2 friends who are fighting cancer and they often tell me how much it means to them to have the laugh over the "Ditterisms"! Bless you!

Too funny!

Oh Ditter, you have done it again with a great chuckle! Thanks for sharing...Kelela

ROFLOL! That' a good one. Gonna have to pass it on.

As I point out to my husband all the time, I'm the best investment he ever made. There's a lot more of me now then when we were married.