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Thread: Funny!!!

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    Funny!!!

    With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
    wisdom in our heads that when there
    is no more room, it distributes out
    to the rest of our bodies.
    So we aren't
    heavy, we are enormously cultured,
    educated and happy.

    Beginning today, when I look at my butt
    in the mirror I will think,
    “Good grief, look how smart I am!”




    Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!
    I quilt, therefore I am.

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    so funny. ha i love it

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    Love this ~ thanks for posting!

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    Oh, Ditter, you did it again!!!!! ROFLOL

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    laughing! laughing! I'm posting this where I can see it all the time! Thank you, Ditter, for sharing.
    Make it a scrappy happy day!

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    you're funny lol Barb
    be happy

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    Alright, wait until the Ladies see this, funnny thanks

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    lmao - i MUST BE A GENIOUS!!!
    SUEB

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    I love it and passed it on.

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    Now I like that!!

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    You are truely wise!

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    ROFL, made my day

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    I'm so smart my belly just quivers with information.

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    I had to pass that one on, now i know what my problem is and i had to let the rest of the family know lol thank you ditter funny and informative
    Mary

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    Nice to know the reason.

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    As always, you leave a smile on our faces! I have started a folder titled "Ditter" that I am filling with your wonderful items. I send them periodically to 2 friends who are fighting cancer and they often tell me how much it means to them to have the laugh over the "Ditterisms"! Bless you!

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    Too funny!
    If a woman's work is never done....why start?

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    Oh Ditter, you have done it again with a great chuckle! Thanks for sharing...Kelela

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    ROFLOL! That' a good one. Gonna have to pass it on.

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    As I point out to my husband all the time, I'm the best investment he ever made. There's a lot more of me now then when we were married.

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