disclaimer....Put down your drinks or food. I won't be responsible for your keyboard!


A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Saratoga, Wyoming . He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?' The older cowboy slowly turns his head slowly towards the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'


Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.





The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'

oh lord that was gross...... but it sure was funny.

Oh Yea Ditter. LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH man now my turkey sandwhich wants to see daylight again!!!!!

WOW! I'm still giggling!

Ditter I will never be able to eat chili WITHOUT THINKING OF THIS! Gee thanks........

My 10 year old is still laughing!!!!!!!!!

Ick!!!!

I am glad I don't like chili!!! That was too funny!!

Ditto!!

OMG i am still gagging, LOL

Guess what we had for supper tonight....minus the mouse. Glad I read this after I ate.

I have caught 6 of them in the past 3 days, I wonder if they will take overnight shipment???

OH YUCK!!!!!!! :shock:

Jan in VA

I am Glad I was not Eating anything, that was funny!!!!!

ROFLMBO

You need a cat like mine. He does not like ....., but he does
love anything small that tries to hide from him. Used to have mice till he came into my life..
Notice, I do NOT mention that bowl of ......which I used to like.
Might go to Wendy's for a bowl of...well, not now I think. Maybe next year.
Gag...gag...ulp...

Eweeeeee, I'll never look at chili the same way. "Thanks"
I think??!! (Hee Hee) :-D

Ahhhh, Ditter you're a woman after my own heart. Nothing any better than a thoughly disgusting clean joke. LOL