He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.
"Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties. Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . . *"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."* |
How funny!
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HE HE Then what? ROLMBO
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LOL...I thought we had a pervert on the board....I was fixing to contact a moderator! LMBO!!
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Very funny! :)
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Hilarious...got send this to my best friend!
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Hilarious!
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LMBO!
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I thought it was always girl on girl or boy on boy... now I may have to ask for a search on my next flight, LOL!
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:)
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Very funny. I copied it and sent it to a friend.
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Dang, what a let down!! :XD: :oops:
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I let out such a gasp!!! funny!!!!
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Omg. That is funny!!!!
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LOL...not quite where I thought this was going...LOL!
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Too funny!
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Too funny.....:) :) :)
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Thanks for the laugh.
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Total knee slapper. Best laugh I've had in ages! I just sent it on. Thanks.
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"can't see london,
can't see france, until we see your underpants." --the TSA |
I thought maybe he was a Dr.
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What a riot! Got to forward this to a few of my friends!!! Thanks bunches for sharing!
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That is so funny.
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Still laughing!
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OMG! I was a little concerned there for a moment! ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reasons I don't fly :D
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I read it to my DH and we roared !!! He has changed his opinion of quilters sincer we got together
Loved the great laugh Mim |
Haven't flown for awhile is that the thrill before the ride?
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a little story to share - on my way to Italy, we had a layover in Germany. Readying to board my next flight, I got in line for the body search. I spotted the GODS they hired as body inspectors, I mean OMG!! GORGEOUS!! After my turn, I jokingly circled around my guy again and asked for a repeat performance!! The crowd went WILD!!
Originally Posted by Kkimberlee
I thought it was always girl on girl or boy on boy... now I may have to ask for a search on my next flight, LOL!
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Lovin it. lol.
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This is too funny !!! Thanks for the good laugh.
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Just howling. LOL LOL
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I knew it was too good to be true!! ;-)
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Didn't know this board was X-rated! giggle. Sure got my blood pressure up.
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