HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided

that was enough, as they could not afford a

larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and

told him that he and his cousin didn't want to

have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure

called a vasectomy that could fix the problem

but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to

go home, get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are

legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer

can, then hold the can up to your ear and count

to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor,

'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I

don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer

can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and

put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his

ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

(You'll love this.)

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can

between his legs and continued counting on

his other hand.

This procedure has been known to work in Tennessee ,

Louisiana, Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama ,

Georgia, West Virginia and Texas .

Lol!!!!

Very funny

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I don't know where you find these, but they do bring a smile!

Giggle. Giggle. I forgot about this one.

Funny!!! Thank you again for my morning smile.

You are so bad Ditter!

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You're soooooo bad!

Love it! :lol:

LOVE IT

cute!!!!!

Ditter, you're the best. Thanks for the laugh!

:-D :roll:

lol, those poor hillbillies!

That is funny.

ROFLMAO!!!!

Too funny!!!!!!!

Ouch..... Another Funny one. Thank's Ditter.

So funny :)

Funny! Love it!! :D

LOL

I'm smack dab in Hillbilly country and this is so funny. One thing Hillbillies have is a great sense of humor.

OMG! What a great laugh to start the morning with....thank you!

hahahaha, see me rolling!!!

Oh Ditter, you have the zaniest stories. So fun. Are you close to Ocala? We are building a home there so I will be spending time there every now and then until my husband retires and we can live there permanently. I love the area.

LOL

Funny!!!

LOL, very cute

I agree :thumbup:

LOL< thanks for the laugh.

That's bad! But it did bring a smile!

You are terrible lol I love you funnies

And you look like such a sweet little old lady!!!!

Funny! Probably works in Florida too!

lmao i'm at the puiblic lib and everyone looked

Very funny! LOL, showed it to my DH and he LOL'd, too.

you are bad. they will probably pull this one off the board. lol

Now I am a true "Hill-Billy" having a home in the hills of Tennessee but I have not heard of this type of procedure for a vasectomy. Our veterinarian is the smartest one in the county by far, he made it to the 5th grade and nobody has made it past the 3rd around these parts. So he knows his stuff!!

Now to also set the record straight just because you live in the south does not mean you marry your cousin.........I happened to have married my aunt. It was my dad who married his cousin and my sister married our grandpa (dads brother) but she was always the rebel of the family.

Billy

that is so cute lost51.