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GrammaNan 09-17-2010 05:00 PM

I have a habit of putting LOL! on my replies but this was truly a laugh out loud story. Thanks for sharing.

C.Cal Quilt Girl 09-17-2010 06:53 PM

LOL... now what was that address?? :) Just kidding !!

littlehud 09-17-2010 07:27 PM

Oh my......so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

wvdek 09-17-2010 09:44 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

quiltmaker 09-18-2010 03:46 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ms. Shawn 09-18-2010 04:49 AM


Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends
the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so temptedto stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have their own money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

OMG!!!!! :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :mrgreen: :shock: :thumbup: :thumbup:

My Cat's Belle 09-18-2010 07:30 AM

Can't wait to pass this on. Hysterical!

Susan

brookemarie19 09-18-2010 07:37 AM

So funny! I will have to tell my husband about this one also. Thanks for sharing

VernaL 09-18-2010 04:44 PM

Both husband and I loved it!!!!!!! So funny
But at my age, give me a husband who does housework and skip gorgeous!!
(However mine does housework and is gorgeous)
Verna in So Cal

penski 09-18-2010 05:41 PM

that is so cute !!


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