Today of all days, I really needed a laugh. Thankyou, thank you, thank you!
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Originally Posted by theoldgraymare
Today of all days, I really needed a laugh. Thankyou, thank you, thank you!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ....good one!!!
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I have immediately shared with my sister and a friend. This is a keeper.
Thanks for posting. Cynthia |
Thanks for sharing. :D :D :D :-D
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The guys stopping at the second floor reminds me of the time I met the brother of one of my girl friends. He was being a jerk, I guess to impress me since I was in my 20's, single and available, and started telling a joke about a sure fire diet for women - one that promised that a woman could lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks if she just followed this particular diet plan. Naturally, the diet plan was difficult, dumb and had way too many steps to be able to follow - but I listened patiently anyway.
Then he came to the punch line..."and women can do every step but the last one. Do you know what that is?" I shook my head to indicate I did not. So he said, with a look of triumph on his face, "Well, the woman has to have sex with a man seven times a night for seven nights! And no woman can do that!" I let a moment pass and then very seriously said "You're right. But that's because it's so hard to find a man who can do that!" He didn't say another word, just walked out. My friend and I almost busted our respective guts laughing...we were so mean!!! |
Originally Posted by cathyvv
The guys stopping at the second floor reminds me of the time I met the brother of one of my girl friends. He was being a jerk, I guess to impress me since I was in my 20's, single and available, and started telling a joke about a sure fire diet for women - one that promised that a woman could lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks if she just followed this particular diet plan. Naturally, the diet plan was difficult, dumb and had way too many steps to be able to follow - but I listened patiently anyway.
Then he came to the punch line..."and women can do every step but the last one. Do you know what that is?" I shook my head to indicate I did not. So he said, with a look of triumph on his face, "Well, the woman has to have sex with a man seven times a night for seven nights! And no woman can do that!" I let a moment pass and then very seriously said "You're right. But that's because it's so hard to find a man who can do that!" He didn't say another word, just walked out. My friend and I almost busted our respective guts laughing...we were so mean!!! |
Originally Posted by heather1949
thanx made my day lol as i'm divorced so can see the funny side,
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Funny - and I like your new Avatar.
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