I laughed sooooo hard, I laughed myself into an asthma attack. I've since used my inhaler. THANK YOU, DITTER!!! You're the BEST!!!!!!

OMG...this sounds like it could have been from my diary...that is if I had any time or energy left to write in one after raking all of the neighbor's leaves that seem drawn to my yard...and then shoveling snow...I've lived in southern New Jersey all of my life...the first 45 or 50 yrs. I actually enjoyed all of the yard work...but now at 61, it just isn't fun any more...I would move to Florida or Arizona in a heartbeat except, 1)hubby won't leave, and more importantly, 2)my 87 yr.young Mom and the rest of my family all live within 15 miles of me...hmm...guess I should start wearing gloves to do the yard work...lol... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Thank you so much for the laugh

I was just thinking the same thing,

Dear Ditter,
Sounds just like Michigan......

Too cute!!

Hilarious, where do you find these?

Oh, I'm LOL. I'm from Mass & in the same boat. We live on a cul-de-sac & the snow bank extends at least 10 feet from the end of my drive way. Thanks for the great laugh!

Insomnia - but worth it after reading about NJ - thanks for the laugh

Really funny - it reminded me of a friend who moved to a place an hour's drive from where I live, and has moved back to our home town after 6 years of complaining...

I lived in Jersey for 55 years. It's all true! If you live in the northern part of the state and haven't hit a deer it means you don't drive!!!!!