If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

LMBO

Thanks, I needed something funny...

Laughing....... but sadly it happens to us all!

SO TRUE! :)

Too funny! Too True!!!!

OMGosh this is the funniest thing. I'm sending this to all my friends that need a new care too. lol lol lol

very funny....we all love a good chuckle

Thanks for Yours. I enjoyed it .

Very funny... I needed a good laugh....:)

Funny! :lol:

Oh my Gosh....have you been watching me???
LOL

Hilarious!!!!

I must be bugged?!?!?!?!?!?!

LOL! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

:D Love this one! Thanks for the chuckle. :thumbup:

Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Funny!

LMAO !! :)

LOL! Sounds like me! My chassis has definitely seen better days!

Now that's just too darn close to home!!

OH BOY aint that the truth. giggle-giggle

Funny!

Toooo funny!

Sounds like me. My battery is still working, tho.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you were trying to picture me, you did a great job. What a psychic!!! LOL

Reminds me of my G'ma (who is gone) and my mom who is quickly taking her place in that area! :)

Ahhh but just think, you'd be an antique and collectors would pay dearly to have you. They would wax nostalgic on what you could do, the time period. You'd have grown men lovingly touching you.

Funny

The truth hurts!

What a nice way to get the truth out there! LOL LOL.

I am already antique!!

Too funny! LOL!

LOL, LOL, LOL. Thanks!

Thought you were talking about me. This is all so true. I told my Dr. on Wed. I want to find the conveyor to get on and get every thing replaced that needs new.

Hahaha. I thought this was funny then I thought wait a minute maybe its not so funny. :thumbup: Thanks for the laugh

Ahhh but just think, you'd be an antique and collectors would pay dearly to have you. They would wax nostalgic on what you could do, the time period. You'd have grown men lovingly touching you.[/quote]

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Now that's an even better viewpoint . I think I will go with that one , thank You very much .

I smiled until the end when I gut-laughed! Gee it's fun getting older!