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Thread: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... funny

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    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it --

    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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    LMBO

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    Thanks, I needed something funny...

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    Laughing....... but sadly it happens to us all!

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    SO TRUE! :)

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    Too funny! Too True!!!!

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    OMGosh this is the funniest thing. I'm sending this to all my friends that need a new care too. lol lol lol

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    very funny....we all love a good chuckle

    Thanks for Yours. I enjoyed it .

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    Very funny... I needed a good laugh....:)

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    Funny! :lol:

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    Oh my Gosh....have you been watching me???
    LOL

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    Hilarious!!!!

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    I must be bugged?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    LOL! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    :D Love this one! Thanks for the chuckle. :thumbup:

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    Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Funny!

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    LMAO !! :)

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    LOL! Sounds like me! My chassis has definitely seen better days!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seasaw2mch
    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
    Now that's just too darn close to home!!

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    OH BOY aint that the truth. giggle-giggle

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    Funny!

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    Toooo funny!

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    Sounds like me. My battery is still working, tho.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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