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Thread: If my body was a carů.

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    Super Member ljptexas's Avatar
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    Post If my body was a carů.

    This is just too scary how true it is!!!


    If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model !!!


    I've got bumps & dents & scratches in my finish & my paint job is getting a little dull...


    But that's not the worst of it.


    My headlights are out of focus & it's especially hard to see things up close.


    My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
    I slip & slide & skid & bump into things even in the best of weather.


    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.


    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.


    My fuel rate burns inefficiently.


    But here's the very worst of it - - -

    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
    ~ I'm a Blessed Nanna to 2 Grandsons & 5 Granddaughters & 1 grandson in law ~
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    ....and I need some spare parts.

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    ah i love it. that is so neat

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    Funny ~ thanks for posting!

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    Lol!!! Isn't that the truth???!!!!

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    Way too accurate a description!

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    lol, so true. Barb
    be happy

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    Or, I'm missing some parts!
    This is very cute!
    Jan in VA
    Living in the foothills
    peacefully colors my world.
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    If my body was a car, I would life up the radiator cap and let a new model pull in. A complete overhaul

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    LOL. All true.

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    Love this.. it sure describes me exactly.

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    If my body was a car it would be in the salvage yard waiting to be compacted.
    Have a blessed day.

    Linda

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    So true it's scary!

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    I'm waiting for a restoration like they do to vintage cars. I'm vintage and need to be restored. Age takes it tole.

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    That is so cute, I would have been dumped in a scrap yard and crushed down to nothing years ago if I was a car !!
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    LOL. The only thing is that I own a 1966 Mustang and consider it the best car in our "stable". However, it has had a new coat of paint, some new suspension work and is getting an engine rebuild soon. Maybe that's what I need to do with my body. LOL

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