"GONNA BE A BEAR"


In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.



Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could do with that, too.



When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.



If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.



If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS that you wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.



Yup, gonna be a bear!

:thumbup:

lol :)

Now I have learned what a bear is and does....lol....doesnt sound too bad..you might have company. lol

Great one!!

Yep, me too!
Jan in VA

Wow! Guess there are times when I'm already a bear...

I will join you.

you betcha, i'm gonna be a bear. they are cuddly too, if you can get close enough to cuddle one. Not that i have, LOL
I'm gonna be a bear. :)

That sounds perfect :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds good to me!!!

Me too!

I've already got # 1, 4, and 5 !

This is cute

lol!

yeah, i'm already a bear!

I'm in!

LOL

sounds good

I'm definitely coming back as a bear!

me too!! :-)

Cynthia

I could live like that

How very funny!!!

LOVE IT... thays my next life 4 sure !!!!

I'm with you...
Sure hope I learned to like fish by then..berries aren't available all the time!

Sounds good to me!!! LOL :thumbup:

I want to be a man married to a really good woman!

Awww, but the best part is while you are hibernating and you wake up, you are slim and trim and ready to start eating all over again. Yep, a bear it is. lol

But, they do not quilt...............

ME too :D
Love it

Ditto :)

That's funny,

Sounds like a plan.

Me too!!