A new Kroger Supermarket opened in Sherwood, OR. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the seafood department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of the ocean greets you.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore!

LOL:)

That's a good one!

Funny

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HAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D

Thats Great need a laugh.

lol

Too Funny!!

Good funny to start my day. Thank you!

They say that everyday you should have a good belly laugh, well today I did! Ditter43 also helps me keep me healthy!! :)

TOO FUNNY!!

OMG so funny. I'm sending that to my DD. She is a manager in a grocery store. Thanks for the laugh.

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Oh you had me going. The thing is we have a store here that does most of these!!

Oh, that was GREAT!

We actually have that in our shoprite! Its awesome and I teach my daughter about the animals!

I like it!!!

ha, ha, ha, ha lol

LOL

You had me all the way to the end! Very funny tale.

Cute--thanks!

LMAO, good one!

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Loved that chukle you gave us. I don't think I would buy toilet paper there either.

LOL! Love it! My DH got a kick out of it too!

LOL!

I wouldn't buy athletes foot spray either......ew, or pads.

To Funny!!!

lol!

That is sew funny!

That is a scary thought.

that was funny..thank you for sharing....

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Just so funny.That is a good laugh for the day.

tee hee.... good one!

Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa... :XD:

Love it.

Ha Ha! SOME of it would be good for sales!

LOL! Thanks for sharing

ROFL