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Pegleg 02-07-2011 07:03 AM

A new Kroger Supermarket opened in Sherwood, OR. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the seafood department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of the ocean greets you.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore!

erstan947 02-07-2011 07:05 AM

LOL:)

lovingmama 02-07-2011 07:05 AM

That's a good one!

Maggiesmom 02-07-2011 07:06 AM

Funny

Chrys 02-07-2011 07:13 AM

lol

sueisallaboutquilts 02-07-2011 07:14 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D

Enchanted Quilter 02-07-2011 07:28 AM

Thats Great need a laugh.

Willa 02-07-2011 07:29 AM

lol

TERESA77510 02-07-2011 07:32 AM

Too Funny!!

deanneellen 02-07-2011 07:47 AM

Good funny to start my day. Thank you!

dakotamaid 02-07-2011 07:49 AM

They say that everyday you should have a good belly laugh, well today I did! Ditter43 also helps me keep me healthy!! :)

Grama Lehr 02-07-2011 08:31 AM

TOO FUNNY!!

littlehud 02-07-2011 08:41 AM

OMG so funny. I'm sending that to my DD. She is a manager in a grocery store. Thanks for the laugh.

sewwhat85 02-07-2011 09:16 AM

lol

Quiltforme 02-07-2011 06:43 PM

Oh you had me going. The thing is we have a store here that does most of these!!

Candy Apple Quilts 02-08-2011 06:49 AM

Oh, that was GREAT!

Jennifer22206 02-08-2011 07:42 AM

We actually have that in our shoprite! Its awesome and I teach my daughter about the animals!

PATTIESPEARL 02-08-2011 10:26 AM

I like it!!!

Homespun 02-08-2011 11:28 AM

ha, ha, ha, ha lol

Dollysquiltingmom 02-08-2011 11:29 AM

LOL

pkary 02-08-2011 11:35 AM

You had me all the way to the end! Very funny tale.

sik1010 02-08-2011 12:35 PM

Cute--thanks!

The Creative Seamstress 02-08-2011 12:39 PM

LMAO, good one!

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nlgh 02-08-2011 03:15 PM

Loved that chukle you gave us. I don't think I would buy toilet paper there either.

JudithAnn 02-08-2011 04:26 PM

LOL! Love it! My DH got a kick out of it too!

annette1952 02-08-2011 07:50 PM

LOL!

madamekelly 02-08-2011 08:22 PM

I wouldn't buy athletes foot spray either......ew, or pads.

Ileen 02-08-2011 08:29 PM

To Funny!!!

CarrieAnne 02-08-2011 09:03 PM

lol!

Needlegrammy 02-08-2011 09:10 PM

That is sew funny!

rob529 02-08-2011 10:18 PM

That is a scary thought.

jajudd24 02-08-2011 10:20 PM

that was funny..thank you for sharing....

quiltgrammyt2 02-08-2011 10:21 PM

:lol: :thumbup: :lol:

mary hennessey 02-08-2011 10:27 PM

Just so funny.That is a good laugh for the day.

BluegrassGurl 02-08-2011 10:39 PM

tee hee.... good one!

luvTooQuilt 02-08-2011 11:10 PM

Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa... :XD:

Patchworkmarion 02-09-2011 01:08 AM

Love it.

tryitall 02-09-2011 06:48 AM

Ha Ha! SOME of it would be good for sales!

NCquilter 02-09-2011 07:05 AM

LOL! Thanks for sharing

Shunem 02-09-2011 07:15 AM

ROFL


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