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I don't know where you find these things, but my goodness, too funny. Thanks for the laughs.
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Another good one!! :lol::lol:
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Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Choice!!!!! Pam
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Originally Posted by clem55
LOved the joke, but likewise, the little story . A condom that holds 2 liters!! Isn"t that a little much???!!
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Oh Ditter, that was so funny, but I must remember, in future before reading one of your jokes, make sure I haven't got a mouth full of coffee!!!!!
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That's so funny. I just love reading your stories!!!
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Originally Posted by kathy
:shock: I just snorted coke! .......a cola, you're gonna kill somebnody
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hahahahahahaha
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Originally Posted by Ditter43
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted. Charlene |
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