The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,Batman?" |
Oh no hahahaha yikes!!!
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LOL, too funny
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Thanks for the laugh! Right after I was first married, I went to pick my husband up from a night class, I went with just a raincoat on...... oh those were the days!!!
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LOLOLOLOL! That is hilarious!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one! :mrgreen: |
Thanks for the laugh.
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tee hee snicker snicker...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
That's great! |
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