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Ditter43 07-30-2010 07:23 AM

A lady is walking down the street to work and see's a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, "hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and upon seeing her the parrot says, "hey lady, you are really ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, "hey lady, you are really ugly."

The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager appologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn't say it again.

When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "hey lady."

She paused and said," yes?"

The bird said, "you know."

sew_southern 07-30-2010 07:29 AM

thank you, that was a good one!! :lol:

sharon b 07-30-2010 07:32 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

CarrieAnne 07-30-2010 07:40 AM

LOL!

CoyoteQuilts 07-30-2010 11:20 AM

Cute!

virtualbernie 07-30-2010 12:00 PM

:thumbup:

pab58 07-30-2010 01:52 PM

Too funny!! :lol:

rwquilts 07-30-2010 02:21 PM

LOL!

cjomomma 07-30-2010 08:55 PM

Lmbo!!!!

baubo1234 07-31-2010 12:00 AM

Thank goodness my parrot doesn't say things like that. He says hello pretty baby a LOT. lol, and whatch doin?, is that good? when he gets to eat bananas and yoghurt.


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