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Thread: Joke for Friday

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A lady is walking down the street to work and see's a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, "hey lady, you are really ugly."

    Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to work.

    On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and upon seeing her the parrot says, "hey lady, you are really ugly."

    She was incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, "hey lady, you are really ugly."

    The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager appologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn't say it again.

    When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "hey lady."

    She paused and said," yes?"

    The bird said, "you know."

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    thank you, that was a good one!! :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL!

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    Cute!

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    :thumbup:

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    Too funny!! :lol:

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    LOL!

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    Lmbo!!!!

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    Thank goodness my parrot doesn't say things like that. He says hello pretty baby a LOT. lol, and whatch doin?, is that good? when he gets to eat bananas and yoghurt.

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    Thanks for the "Friday" laugh. Can you make it a regular?

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    lol

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    Thanks for the laugh. I have a parrot and my bird tells me goodby every morning. But once in a while he says "good luck" instead. Then I don't want to go to work. I keep thinking " What does he know that I don't" :lol: :lol:

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    Too funny :thumbup: :thumbup: My bird will walk up my arm saying "Hi ya sweetie"

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