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butterflywing 12-01-2011 08:44 AM

Joke: Holy mail
 
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the wicked
behavior going on.....

He sent one of his angels to earth to look into it.

When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on earth; 95%
are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God was not pleased so he decided to e-mail the 5% that were good,
because
he wanted to encourage them and give them a little something
to help keep them going..

Do you know what the e-mail said?










NO?
Okay, I was just wondering because I didn't get one either.

AFQSinc 12-01-2011 09:52 AM

Very cute!

Evie 12-01-2011 09:55 AM

Made me laugh out loud! :D

lovingmama 12-01-2011 09:56 AM

:D Makes us two! :D

Learner747 12-01-2011 09:56 AM

This one made my laugh out loud. Good one!!

Panchita 12-01-2011 02:26 PM

LOL! That is a good one! :D

countryblocks 12-01-2011 02:32 PM

nicely put. i am having a problem with email.Got some problem with my computer but trying to fix it. Maybe I should get a new one lol

Crlyn 12-01-2011 02:36 PM

That starts my day off well........ :D :D

medots 12-01-2011 02:39 PM

I didn't get one either

Olivia's Grammy 12-02-2011 07:40 AM

Checking my email in case I missed it. LOL

athomenow 12-02-2011 04:32 PM

OK I'm now officially in the majority!

Elise1 12-02-2011 05:08 PM

Very cute. I didn't expect the ending.:o

loves_2_quilt 12-02-2011 05:09 PM

Funny, thanks.

raptureready 12-02-2011 05:11 PM

My friend, Gloria, sent this to me. I promptly emailed her back and said that mine said, "You're doing a great job, keep up the good work. Oh and by the way, would you please speak to Gloria and ask her to clean up her act? She just doesn't seem to listen to me."

Since I don't want to get banned from the board I won't tell you what she said in response. lol

hikingquilter 12-03-2011 05:44 AM

LOL Not me either!

bepositive 12-03-2011 07:20 AM

That's GREAT!!!! HAHAHAH! :):):)

bepositive 12-03-2011 07:22 AM

That's a RIOT!!! :):):):)

Originally Posted by raptureready (Post 4744986)
My friend, Gloria, sent this to me. I promptly emailed her back and said that mine said, "You're doing a great job, keep up the good work. Oh and by the way, would you please speak to Gloria and ask her to clean up her act? She just doesn't seem to listen to me."

Since I don't want to get banned from the board I won't tell you what she said in response. lol


karate lady 12-03-2011 08:46 AM

Nope,,,,nothing.....

amma 12-03-2011 06:28 PM

:shock: how did you know I didn't get an email? :shock:

litacats 12-03-2011 07:19 PM

Darn it & I thought I had been so good. maybe it is lost in cyber space. LOL

ChrisB 12-03-2011 07:21 PM

Cute- mine didn't arrive either!! :)

skate 12-04-2011 12:52 AM

Joke: Holy Mail
 
Hee hee! I very rarely lol, but this one made me literally laugh out loud! Thanks!

MaryStoaks 12-04-2011 01:43 PM

Thanks Butterflywing!

Caswews 12-04-2011 04:31 PM

LOL well doggone it .. Checked the email .. nuffin !LOL

wvdek 12-06-2011 12:00 AM

Oh pooh! I didn't get one either.
Guess I better work harder at it.
Thanks for the laugh.

ykreeves 12-06-2011 03:57 AM

I laughed until I am crying...this is too funny!! Thanks for the best laugh of the day!!!

Patchwork Pam 12-06-2011 05:19 AM

That is way to cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no, I wont get 1................ hhmmm...Im just sayin : )


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