My Trip to the Emergency Room

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old
Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my
shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the
people got up and left. I guess they decided that they
weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my
waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time
you're in need of quicker emergency service.


It also works at DMV; it saved me 5 hours.

And the Laundromat... three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's; the whole crew got up
and left and l never got my order

LOL - especially would work in Southern California!

So True!!!!

i love it LOL LOL

That is cute!

would probably clear the decks around here, too.
yikes! :-D

Omg, Miss Butterfly you are so bad.

Way cute!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for my daily laugh.

Chuckle!