Ditter43 |
04-20-2011 02:18 PM |
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A couple of friends were playing golf together one afternoon when one noticed that the other had been standing over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed like an eternity.
The man adjusted his position, looked up, looked down and adjusted his position again. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What in the world is taking you so long?"
"My ex-wife is watching from the clubhouse balcony and I want to make a perfect shot."
"Forget it," his friend said, "You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here."
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