The Long Shot....funny!!

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Old 04-20-2011, 02:18 PM
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A couple of friends were playing golf together one afternoon when one noticed that the other had been standing over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed like an eternity.

The man adjusted his position, looked up, looked down and adjusted his position again. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What in the world is taking you so long?"

"My ex-wife is watching from the clubhouse balcony and I want to make a perfect shot."










"Forget it," his friend said, "You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here."
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Old 04-20-2011, 02:59 PM
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ROFL.
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Old 04-20-2011, 05:33 PM
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funny
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Old 04-20-2011, 05:39 PM
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LOL~LOL
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Old 04-20-2011, 05:42 PM
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lol!
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Old 04-20-2011, 06:40 PM
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So funny. Reminds me of the one where two women were talking and the one says, " I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better each day!"
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So funny. Thanks for the giggle.
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O thats funny! I like that!
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Never saw that coming. lol
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Old 04-20-2011, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Carron
Never saw that coming. lol
Nup me neither

:D :D
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