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Rhonda 04-29-2010 12:04 PM

One I heard alot was I'll do it the second tuesday of next week! In other words never!LOL

Carol's Quilts 04-29-2010 03:06 PM

My mom's starving kids were in China!

raynhamquilter 04-29-2010 05:54 PM

My Dad said,"One thing at a time, and that done well is a very good rule as many can tell.

red roses 04-29-2010 07:08 PM


Originally Posted by mom-6
"Can't never could. Won't never would"
"Something's rotten in Denmark"
"Pretty is as pretty does"
"If wishes were horses beggars would ride."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
The one my daughter remembers best..."If you're going to dream, you might as well dream big"
"S/he's just a wannabe"

My mom used to say "Something's rotten in Denmark" all the time,too!

1screech 04-30-2010 08:55 AM

I have so enjoyed seeing some of these great sayings...I decided I was brave enough to share some of my mom's..many I have already seen.

If I said something like "I wish I had Susie's new dress" (or anything anyone else had)..my Mom would say. "You should never be envious or wish for something someone else has without leaving them with something." Then she would say "If you wish for Susie's new dress, always wish Susie got a feather up her butt and then you both would be tickled."

My Dad hated to hear a woman whistle and he would say "A whisling women and a crowing hen always come to some bad end."

If you ask what time it was, she would say "it is forty-eleven" never got that one.

She always said "IF you slither around like a snake, you will get stepped on".

If we wanted to do something and she would not let us, we would say When will I be big enough or when can I go? She would say when "hell freezes over".

I saw so many of her sayings as I read through all these wonderful "isms". Some made me laugh outloud and some of my mom's isms just cannot be shared in public. :)


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