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bearisgray 04-25-2010 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by amandasgramma
A man won't buy the cow if the milk is free!! :shock:

I think the response to that NOW is:

Why buy a pig if all one wants is a little sausage?

sunflower126 04-25-2010 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by ranger
My Dad fished for a living. He got up before dawn so as to get an early start. Sometimes, on Friday night, my brothers would say that they'd get up and go with him but they were usually too tired the next morning. My Dad would say:"The night's story never agrees with the morning's"

Whenever we left an outside door open and the cold would rush in, my Mom would say: "Were you born on a raft?" Or "Are you trying to warm up the outdoors?"

When we left the door open we were asked if we were born in a barn?

sew cornie 04-25-2010 12:18 PM

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There was a quilt on display at the NW Quilt Expo last Sept. that I stood in front of and laughed out loud. And I wasn't the only one! It was titled, "Mama Said" and was filled with all of these wonderful sayings. I'll post a picture here. The sayings are too small to show up in the picture, but they surround the larger blocks. All the favorite Momisms were there. It must have been a fun quilt to make.

One of my dad's best, and oh so true: "There's a difference between a woman and a lady."

CarolinePaj 04-25-2010 02:12 PM

Hi Guys,

One thing I always remember my mother telling me when I was young....

NEVER RUN AFTER A BUS OR A MAN.... THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER BEHIND!!!!!!

It's so true!

Hugs

Caroline

Pamela Artman 04-25-2010 02:20 PM

If we said, "I wish ______ (whatever), my grandma used to always say "Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one gets full fastest." My grandpa used to say, "If that man had a brain, he'd be a half wit" or "if brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose!"

Moonpi 04-25-2010 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by amandasgramma
A man won't buy the cow if the milk is free!! :shock:

And a woman doesn't need to put up with a pig when all she wants is a little sausage. :P

isnthatodd 04-25-2010 02:41 PM

When we told our dad about a grade or performance or whatever that wasn't A or perfect, he would always ask if we tried our best. If we said yes, he would say he was proud of us no matter what others thought. I have tried to always show that attitude with my own children.

AmyS 04-25-2010 02:44 PM

LOL.. Yeppers!
My mother always said, "Do onto others as you'd have done onto you, and Shut ya face if ya ain't got nuttin good to say!" OH... I so say those things too now.. gess..
Good thing her other saying never came true. (the Italian curse!).." I hope you have 5 kids just like ya." I had two and was blessed with a daughter just like me!! UGHHH, MA Why did ya say that!!

Rhonda 04-25-2010 02:44 PM

My DD was just here and I asked her what she would say she remembers her mom(me) saying and she said what I expected!!
YOU"LL LIVE! Yup that is what my kids will remember me by!

and DD's daughter always says when I say it -hey that's what my mom always says!! LOL so funny how you pass it down.

AmyS 04-25-2010 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by Moonpi

Originally Posted by amandasgramma
A man won't buy the cow if the milk is free!! :shock:

And a woman doesn't need to put up with a pig when all she wants is a little sausage. :P

LOL LOL LLMAO>>> yesssss!


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