A nice stiff one?

:lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: no squishies and no hardies or firmies? That's awful!!
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Me too! PMSL

It doesn't matter what you decide really... from now on books arriving in the mail will always be "hardies" for me! Poor postie already thinks I'm a loon, he's going to pedal away even faster when I start cackling over hardies at the letterbox!

That's what I was thinking :oops: :oops:

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I knew I shouldn't have been reading this thread!!! Especially with my DH sitting right beside me...he thinks we all have some type of disease!! Ya'll have stolen my angelic side I think! Now what will the PO folks think when I break into wild laughter whenever I get a package????? :lol:

And I just ordered a new hardback book from the book club :D :D

You must be joking quiltncrazy, I have been on my own now for over 9 years - I always joke that I am more celibate than your average nun, but I would hate to offend any nuns, so please excuse me if any of you are.

Woo hoo, sewjoyce - you have a firmie in the post too. Well Done! Is it a hardie or a softie?

All I wanted to do with this thread was distinguish between the fabric filled squishes, as I am so pleased with myself for ordering these books, and wanted to tell you all about them. I don't think I have ever bought 5 magazines at one time before, let alone 5 books. I don't want to encourage all the rude minded comments if we get shut down, but on the other hand, I have had a real laugh with all your comments. I'm still not sure what we settled on, was it Firmies?

My package will be hardie :wink:

I'm not sure what ya'll decided name wise....all I know is now, "I'm going shopping" for a firm hardie or a hard firmie....can't wait to see what's on the other side of my door when it arrives :shock: :shock: :shock:
If the UPS/Postal guy has a good body....does that make my delivery a hard-bodied-firmie :roll: :roll: :roll:

Well.......I never thought about that. Guess they would be. :D :D :D

Patti - next time postie rings your bell and says 'I have a package for you ma'am' I DARE you to ask 'ooh, is it a squishy or a hardie?' :lol:

Patrice - turn a blind eye! :wink:

K, thanks for the morning chuckle - our UPS guy is gorgeous - he comes at the end of the day and sits in front of the beach and we all gather around the truck and drool. He definitely is a hard body.

And you're moving? Do you want me to send you a few squishies UPS in the next few weeks so you can get a final fix? :lol:

I think I'd like to move into Beachlady's house!! :lol:

Yeah, lets a whole posse of us go there and then order stuff UPS, sit back and wait for the fun to start! Guy wouldn't stand a CHANCE! :D

Knowing our luck he'd probably be on vacation! :shock: :evil:

Yeah, and we'd get some hairy butt ugly guy instead! Oh, well it's a beautiful beach, we could have a great time anyway! And we could help beachlady by reducing her stash so she doesn't have so much to move! LOL

Now that would be worth the trip! Of course all in the name of friendship! :wink:

Lord I am glad I missed this whole convo. With the sore ribs I would have ended up with the fat hairy butt paramedic carting me off to the hospital. Now I feel good enough to add my own spin.

I am surprised none of you thought of the packages with the notions as "lumpies" in serious need of a Dr.

ROAD TRIP TO BEACHLADY'S HOUSE----have your orders ready!

I'm sitting here, thinking about MY UPS guy 8) 8) 8) and then I read this :shock: :shock:

Yeah, and we'd get some hairy butt ugly guy instead!

OH NO :x :x erase....erase....erase....then I read on to :x :x

I am surprised none of you thought of the packages with the notions as "lumpies" in serious need of a Dr.

:evil: :evil: This is just wrong!!!!! Now I am going to have to go to the UPS store and personally oggle the eye candy to get rid of this horrid mental image ya have put in my head :evil: :evil:

Good excuse Amma! LOL

Right behind you amma!

Well, when I asked the original question, I really didn't think I would be laughing so much, you have really given me some good giggles. I would estimate my postie as being in his late fifties, so no contest with beachlady's USPS guy. Would you consider a swap?

:lol: :lol: :lol: OK I'm tring not to LMAF here at work and it is hard tears are now running down. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can swap with you, postie, UPS or FedEX, which would you prefer????
PS they ALL wear shorts :wink: 8) 8) 8)

Can you send them all? I would hate to discriminate. Sorry, not shorts here, so our postie will arrive with regulations long trousers.

Inspired, kwhite! Now we have squishes, for fabric, Firmies for books, either as Hardies for hardback books, or Softies for softback books, and now Lumpies for Notions. I think that has now sorted out the Dictionary, and perhaps my sides will heal from the splitting.