Lord I am glad I missed this whole convo. With the sore ribs I would have ended up with the fat hairy butt paramedic carting me off to the hospital. Now I feel good enough to add my own spin.

I am surprised none of you thought of the packages with the notions as "lumpies" in serious need of a Dr.

ROAD TRIP TO BEACHLADY'S HOUSE----have your orders ready!

I'm sitting here, thinking about MY UPS guy 8) 8) 8) and then I read this :shock: :shock:

Yeah, and we'd get some hairy butt ugly guy instead!

OH NO :x :x erase....erase....erase....then I read on to :x :x

I am surprised none of you thought of the packages with the notions as "lumpies" in serious need of a Dr.

:evil: :evil: This is just wrong!!!!! Now I am going to have to go to the UPS store and personally oggle the eye candy to get rid of this horrid mental image ya have put in my head :evil: :evil:

Good excuse Amma! LOL

Right behind you amma!

Well, when I asked the original question, I really didn't think I would be laughing so much, you have really given me some good giggles. I would estimate my postie as being in his late fifties, so no contest with beachlady's USPS guy. Would you consider a swap?

:lol: :lol: :lol: OK I'm tring not to LMAF here at work and it is hard tears are now running down. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can swap with you, postie, UPS or FedEX, which would you prefer????
PS they ALL wear shorts :wink: 8) 8) 8)

Can you send them all? I would hate to discriminate. Sorry, not shorts here, so our postie will arrive with regulations long trousers.

Inspired, kwhite! Now we have squishes, for fabric, Firmies for books, either as Hardies for hardback books, or Softies for softback books, and now Lumpies for Notions. I think that has now sorted out the Dictionary, and perhaps my sides will heal from the splitting.