I love these quotes/sayings! I have a T-shirt that says "Are you a side effect of my medicine?" LOL!

Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas
if you stop opening presents and listen.
Bobby - 7 years old

I have a very arge collection of these sayings. I always add them to quilt labels - one that is appropriate to the recipient. Have often though of publishing them. As I have said, the collection is large and growing. The one above from Bobby is one of the last I added.

Mine is "God must love stupid people he made so many of them".

One of my sister's said once. "If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they send them all?"

Just not mine!

My favorite: Help -- stop the world -- I want to get off!! I think it's from an old movie.

These are terrific! My new moto to people who irk me is the old standby........."Bless your heart" or insome cases......."Bless your pea picken heart!" If they're really being stupid.

Bless your pea pickin heart was a sign off line for Tennessee ERNIE FORD.

"Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt". I have so many sayings that I like. I have a sweatshirt with a moose on it that says "Does not play well with others". I feel like that some days.

"I can't brain today. i have the dumb."

i made it into a magnet, and it's on my fridge...

others: "i childproofed my home--but they keep getting back in." "public embarrassment of my children: just one more service i offer." "just slap a little more lipstick on, and everything will be fine."

Be nice to everyone. You never know who will be your boss.