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    Super Member Tiggersmom's Avatar
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    Cool new title?

    I just saw this quote on another site..........(drum roll please)..........

    A friend told me I was delusional....I nearly fell of my unicorn.

    If I added all these quotes my fingers would be worn to nubs.
    Jennifer: Organized in my dreams.
    🌷RIP dear Tigger....you are missed! 🌷

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    My all time favorite:

    I am so confused. I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse.

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    I like......Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!

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    My autnt's old standby: "If we had bacon, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had eggs".
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    Never regret growing older, its a privilege denied to many.
    Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

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    You can't fix stupid.

    This is no rehearsal.

    This is the only life you get, use it before you lose it.

    Others on here have some great says in their signature line.
    Another Phyllis
    This life is the only one you get - enjoy it before you lose it.

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    I bought my husband a hat that says "if it wasn't for flashbacks I'd have no memory at all".

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    I have a T-shirt that says " I got this T-shirt for my husband, Good trade Huh!". Of course I would never trade him for anything. He even, after 42 years together, still opens the door for me on my side of the car & when we go into any store.

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    God, grant me patience and I want it RIGHT NOW.
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    Years ago I loved, "I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun." There were days I truly felt like that!

    Jan in VA
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    peacefully colors my world.
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    My current new saying:

    Not my circus, not my monkey.

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    I love these quotes/sayings! I have a T-shirt that says "Are you a side effect of my medicine?" LOL!
    If a woman's work is never done....why start?

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    Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas
    if you stop opening presents and listen.
    Bobby - 7 years old

    I have a very arge collection of these sayings. I always add them to quilt labels - one that is appropriate to the recipient. Have often though of publishing them. As I have said, the collection is large and growing. The one above from Bobby is one of the last I added.

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    Mine is "God must love stupid people he made so many of them".

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    One of my sister's said once. "If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they send them all?"

    Just not mine!
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    "Sometimes it's OK if the only thing you did today was breathe."
    Good friends are right there with you.

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    My favorite: Help -- stop the world -- I want to get off!! I think it's from an old movie.

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    These are terrific! My new moto to people who irk me is the old standby........."Bless your heart" or insome cases......."Bless your pea picken heart!" If they're really being stupid.
    Jennifer: Organized in my dreams.
    🌷RIP dear Tigger....you are missed! 🌷

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    Bless your pea pickin heart was a sign off line for Tennessee ERNIE FORD.
    "I do not understand ,how anyone can live without one small place of enchantment to turn to" ( and mine is my summer houseboat on a beautiful KY lake.) quote by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings.

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    "Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt". I have so many sayings that I like. I have a sweatshirt with a moose on it that says "Does not play well with others". I feel like that some days.
    I am too POSITIVE to be doubtful, too OPTIMISTIC to be fearful and way to DETERMINED to be defeated.

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    "I can't brain today. i have the dumb."

    i made it into a magnet, and it's on my fridge...

    others: "i childproofed my home--but they keep getting back in." "public embarrassment of my children: just one more service i offer." "just slap a little more lipstick on, and everything will be fine."
    "life is a banquet, and most poor fools are out there, starving to death!"--"auntie mame"

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    Be nice to everyone. You never know who will be your boss.
    A quilt is like a good life. It's full of mistakes, but, in the end, it looks pretty good.

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