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JanEve 12-14-2010 09:43 AM

ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW...

~A Cup of Tea ~

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.


Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"



:roll:

MrsM 12-14-2010 09:45 AM

Oh My! Thanks for the laugh!

magpie 12-14-2010 09:54 AM

I laugh every time I read this, it's so funny.

Willa 12-14-2010 10:25 AM

LOL

Momof3Es 12-14-2010 10:30 AM

Oh that is so bad!! Too funny! Thanks for sharing!!!

Ditter43 12-14-2010 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by magpie
I laugh every time I read this, it's so funny.

me too!...thanks!

quiltlonger 12-14-2010 12:04 PM

Got my laugh and quick break.. now back to quilting (at half way point) :):)

mrs theo 12-14-2010 12:05 PM

That was funny!!!

lost Alaskan 12-14-2010 12:06 PM

Oh thank you for making my day! I can't wait to tell my daughter that one.

Chasing Hawk 12-14-2010 12:06 PM

ACK!!!

MegsAnn 12-14-2010 12:42 PM

Whoops!

carhop 12-14-2010 12:56 PM

that is toooooo much loved it

p38flygirl 12-14-2010 02:06 PM

love it................made me laugh...and I really need a good one...

wanderingcreek 12-14-2010 10:16 PM

That was so funny!

moreland 12-15-2010 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by JanEve
ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW...

~A Cup of Tea ~

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.


Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"



:roll:

FUNNY--laughed till tears came. Thanks for sharing.

angieh1964 12-15-2010 10:32 AM

too funny! reminds me of when i was little my dad used to let me put makeup on him at night while he was watching tv he always bathed every morning so he didnt worry about it well one morning he must have forgot to use the cold cream because we were in the car and my mom looked at him and said did you wash your face this morning and my dad said yes why? and she said you still have eyebrow pencil on! i never saw my mom laugh so hard in her life! and i thought dad was gonna die!

benjafroo 12-15-2010 01:01 PM

That is so funny. I did that to my oldest brother when I was about 2 also. He was cleaning the fireplace and was so pleased when I brought him a big cup of water to quench his thirst. He was a lot less pleased when I showed him where I got it.

OmaForFour 12-15-2010 01:43 PM

This made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mountain deb 12-15-2010 04:01 PM

...and that is priceless!

Marge L. 12-15-2010 04:45 PM

You just made my day. LOL

theoldgraymare 12-15-2010 06:44 PM

Had to send that to my brothers! Reminds me a lot of their kids!

fishnlady 12-15-2010 09:39 PM

Thanks for a good laugh. First my stomach did a flip flop then I laughed till the tears ran. Thanks for sharing this story.

Rann 12-16-2010 11:13 AM

Rolling in the floor...................

deltadawn 12-16-2010 11:36 AM

That is so funny !

Olivia's Grammy 12-16-2010 02:14 PM

Many years ago my youngest brother was washing Grandma's feet, until she figured out where he was wetting the wash cloth. :lol:

buslady 12-17-2010 08:11 AM

Oh, my!!!1

Ann63 12-17-2010 10:17 AM

Too funny, lol.

marmalade 12-18-2010 09:11 PM

ROFL


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