The Perfect Husband
 

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN:
"Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN:
"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN:
"$90,000."

MAN:
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN:
"Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it.

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

Oh my that is a funny one! LOL.

Funny! Someone's going to be surprised....!

Thank you --This is the first laugh out loud thing in the last 4 wks. All I want is the owner of the phone's number. My garage caught fire a month ago today -so this last month has been quite tearful. Thank God my car was not inside for I am my Dad's only transportation. And I would hate missing any time I can spend with the old coot. He is 90 1/2 yrs old (his words not mine) and he is more energetic then a 3 yr old.

good one Barb

That was really a funny one--I was thinking she has a husband kinda like mine. LOL

:D good one

Very funny, I wondered why he was so agreeable. Someone is going to be surprised.

Very funny!!! Hope you don't mind, I sent it to my e-mail buddies, they could use a good laugh.

That was just a hoot!