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    The Perfect Husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

    A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN:
    "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN:
    "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN:
    "$90,000."

    MAN:
    "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN:
    "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it.

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

    He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"
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    Oh my that is a funny one! LOL.
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    Funny! Someone's going to be surprised....!
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    Thank you --This is the first laugh out loud thing in the last 4 wks. All I want is the owner of the phone's number. My garage caught fire a month ago today -so this last month has been quite tearful. Thank God my car was not inside for I am my Dad's only transportation. And I would hate missing any time I can spend with the old coot. He is 90 1/2 yrs old (his words not mine) and he is more energetic then a 3 yr old.

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    good one Barb
    be happy

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    That was really a funny one--I was thinking she has a husband kinda like mine. LOL
    Make every day count for something!

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    good one

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    Very funny, I wondered why he was so agreeable. Someone is going to be surprised.
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    Very funny!!! Hope you don't mind, I sent it to my e-mail buddies, they could use a good laugh.
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    That was just a hoot!

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    made tears come down my face from laughing.
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    Great story! LOL

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    Sooooo Funnnnyyyyyyy! LOL!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aronel View Post
    Very funny!!! Hope you don't mind, I sent it to my e-mail buddies, they could use a good laugh.
    Perfect! I got it from MY email buddies. LOL
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    great funny... I will need to share this with my friends. Thank you for taking the time to post.

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    I've seen that one before or some version of it, but it is always funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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    This was Great!!! Sent to my email groups and my DH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stitchit123 View Post
    Thank you --This is the first laugh out loud thing in the last 4 wks. All I want is the owner of the phone's number. My garage caught fire a month ago today -so this last month has been quite tearful. Thank God my car was not inside for I am my Dad's only transportation. And I would hate missing any time I can spend with the old coot. He is 90 1/2 yrs old (his words not mine) and he is more energetic then a 3 yr old.
    So sorry about your fire, had one years ago, so much work. It will get better.

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    I just figured right from the start that was going to be the story.
    When it seems like the world is falling to pieces remember that the pieces are falling into place. We are nearing closer to the End Times.

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