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Thread: The Perfect Husband

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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



    MAN: 'Hello'

    WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

    MAN: 'Yes'

    WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.. It's only $2, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

    MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

    WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'

    MAN: 'How much?'

    WOMAN: ' $90,000'

    MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

    WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.'

    MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal..'

    WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

    MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

    He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

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    OMGOSH~~~ROFLMBO

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    :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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    Too funny!!!!

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    LOL!!!!!!

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    :lol:

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    Too funny!!!

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    to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LOL, I was wondering...........

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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    LOL!!

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    I got a good laugh from this joke. You made my day.

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    Too funny!!

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    Thank you for the giggle on a difficult day

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    OK Ditter, you have me trained - I start to smile when I see your name next to a post...

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    I used to have the video saved for that. It was a commercial but I can't think of what for.

    Priceless!

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    That one beats me. I've had some real interesting phone conversations with folks who have the wrong number. One man sounded real nice, but after wanting to talk to his honey, found out his honey was named Ralph, darn it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ptquilts
    OK Ditter, you have me trained - I start to smile when I see your name next to a post...
    Me too! And this was a really good one!! Thanks!

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    Thank You for the grin. I really needed it today.

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    I needed that good laugh!

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    Yes, we all need a laugh a day at least, and Ditter always comes through with some good ones.

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    sounds like something my husband would do! lol!

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    OMGOSH is any body have such a husband ? :-D :lol: :lol:

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    Too funny. I always get a laugh out of your posts.

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    OMG -- thats great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the laugh Ditter :)

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