A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender
said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible."


"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have
that before."


"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and
I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."


The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about
that hook? What happened to your hand?"


The pirate explained, "We were in another battle.
I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My
hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm
fine, really."


"What about that eye patch?"


"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea,
and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one
of them pooped in my eye."


"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't
lose an eye just from bird shit."





"It was my first day with the hook."

Once again. You are too funny. Love you Ditter.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

lol!

LOL! Thanks for the morning laugh

:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbdown:

LOL... :)

I needed this laugh .. Thanks

Ditter you have some GOOD ones Today! :lol: :lol:

Thank you,....I didn't see that one coming!

Ouch!

Ditter you make my day!

Another laugh from you. You make my day.

Love it! :-D :-D

You crack me up....

LOL!! Cute!!!

Please don't ever stop entertaining us!!! hahahahaha

I look forward to your jokes, Ditter and my husband asks if there is anything new from the joke lady.
Stitchlady

HaaaaHaaa! Gotta remember that one.

LOL Another good one!!!

Good one! hahahaha

very cute.....LOL!

OOOHHHHHH Ditter! I so miss these when you're not posting!!

Love your jokes. Thanks for the laugh!

Ditter You make my day. Char

That was a real belly laugh! Thanks! :thumbup:

That was good!

That's funny. Thanks for sharing!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

HYSTERICAL. Thanks a lot!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA :-)

Love it.

smiles. thats for them.

WOOHOO, I LOVE this one!

I am dying laughing at this one - THANKS!

LOL

I'm still laughing

Grooooooooannnnnnn! :roll:

Why do I get the idea that your cat is not amused? Just couldn't resist. I so had to laugh at the look of disdain on that puddy's face.

eheheheheheheheheh.......can't wait to tell my grandson he will love it !!!!!