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lyndad 01-09-2011 06:57 AM

Here's one to go with those, If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her a friend and if the #2 lead pencil is the best why isn't it #1?

ree-nee 01-09-2011 07:03 AM

What a hoot!

QuiltingrandmafromMi 01-09-2011 07:12 AM

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Ditter,
You just made my Sunday morning. Sitting here in lower Michigan with 20" of new snow, your ponderings made me laugh! Thanks for sharing!

hikingquilter 01-09-2011 07:18 AM

good ones!

Julianna 01-09-2011 07:47 AM

Really enjoy these.
Few more:
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If olive oil is made of olives and corn oil made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Do you EVER get off a non-stop flight?
We have a washer and dryer, why not call it a sewer? (Or does that mean its in a sewer drain?)

just_the_scraps_m'am 01-09-2011 08:14 AM

thanks for the cheers...

lynnie 01-09-2011 09:58 AM

whenever i see your name next to something i have to read it. i even tell my dh about your "brain droppings" . so sharp you are!!!!

samifel 01-09-2011 10:03 AM

I love it. thanks for the laugh

grannie cheechee 01-09-2011 11:26 AM

I just love your little notes. Look for them first.

lynda1945 01-09-2011 11:27 AM

Keep 'em comin' makes my day!


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