Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A : So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. ?

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.


Q ? : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.


Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Funny!!!

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where do you find this stuff ditter, too funny. keep them comin

Shall be sending that to my DD1 who is pregnant with No. 3
With her morning sickness this will give her a laugh.

Thanks for the laugh!

So funny

So funny and so true!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I read this to my husband and he thinks it's very funny. Thank you for sharing.

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