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DonnaB 08-21-2011 07:19 PM

PREGNANT AT 71

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.

After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded.”

Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,




"Does she still have the hiccups?"

erstan947 08-21-2011 07:22 PM

That would do it, no hiccups for sure!!:)

javin22 08-21-2011 07:22 PM

LOL

raedar63 08-21-2011 07:23 PM

Funny,funny:)

Maggiesmom 08-21-2011 07:26 PM

Funny being that I am 71.

DonnaB 08-21-2011 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by Maggiesmom
Funny being that I am 71.

lol, better not go to the dr.!!!

cjomomma 08-21-2011 07:28 PM

Wahahahahahahah!!!!!!

craftybear 08-21-2011 07:30 PM

rofl

Dee G 08-21-2011 07:34 PM

Cute!

Sharon-OH 08-21-2011 07:42 PM

Well, that got my attention. LOL

Jim 08-21-2011 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by Maggiesmom
Funny being that I am 71.

DO YOU HAVE THE HICCUPS?
:thumbup:

doll-lady 08-21-2011 07:52 PM

that's cute.

slk350 08-21-2011 07:52 PM

That was funny !!

MaineGirl76 08-21-2011 08:12 PM

LOL

Annaleehunter 08-21-2011 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by DonnaB
PREGNANT AT 71

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.

After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded.”

Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,




"Does she still have the hiccups?"

Ha! She should have had a heart attack!

wanda lou 08-21-2011 09:19 PM

ha ha ha !

alikat110 08-21-2011 09:26 PM

Funny!!!!!!!

Amythyst02 08-21-2011 09:27 PM

too funny !!!

Nanamoms 08-21-2011 09:50 PM

Sending to my son who is a "young doctor" and just happens to be an OB-GYN!! HeHe!!

Minnesewta-sam 08-22-2011 02:02 AM

Too funny!

DebsShelties 08-22-2011 02:25 AM

lol

Rainy Day 08-22-2011 02:35 AM

Funny :)

QuiltnNan 08-22-2011 03:32 AM

:-) :-)

gaevren 08-22-2011 03:34 AM

Ok that was NOT what I was expecting!! That made me laugh hysterically!!

Ginger2010 08-22-2011 04:33 AM

Chuckle! Chuckle! That was just toooooooo funny! Still laughing!

quiltpd 08-22-2011 04:42 AM

OMG - hideous thought !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greenheron 08-22-2011 04:55 AM

Cured mine!

MS quilter 08-22-2011 05:48 AM

I have the hiccups from laughing so hard!

pocoellie 08-22-2011 06:04 AM

Too funny!!!!!!!

unclefreckles 08-22-2011 07:09 AM

I needed the laugh!!!

Nanaquilts44 08-22-2011 07:16 AM

Hilarious!

nwm50 08-22-2011 08:03 AM

LOL.....

jeannie t 08-22-2011 08:16 AM

ROFL

IdahoSandy 08-22-2011 09:04 AM

Just because you don't have periods any more doesn't mean you can not get pregnant.

countrycottage 08-22-2011 10:08 AM

I probably would have had a heart attack!!


Originally Posted by Annaleehunter

Originally Posted by DonnaB
PREGNANT AT 71

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.

After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded.”

Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,




"Does she still have the hiccups?"

Ha! She should have had a heart attack!


stoppain 08-22-2011 10:44 AM

wow what a great story

Rylandon3 08-22-2011 01:29 PM

That was funny...lol!

ksea 08-22-2011 02:20 PM

OMGosh that was laugh out loud funny :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

blueangel 08-22-2011 04:21 PM

That would do it for sure.

Anna.425 08-22-2011 06:06 PM

So funny. DH was at the hospital this morning (nothing big, he's ok) and the nurse who was putting his IV in had the hiccups. WOW do I wish I had her email address.


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