About the Jaywalkers. A cop in Dallas one time shot a jaywalker. Seriously.

Thanks for the chuckles, Ditter.

Pity the poor columnist striving to get someone's attention with such awful lead-ins. My pet peeve is not "Me and---" but I have went or I seen it.

Being a secretary in my younger years, it gets me with the misuse of your and you're...among other gaffs.

Amen!! I try to double check myself but don't always succeed.

:thumbup: thank you for the laugh!!

Good laughs. Seeing misspelled words on business signs really get me.

Oh Dither, what would we do without you to lift our days?

Great!!! Thanks for the laughs and you are so right about proofreading.

The read as if "thinking" is the dying art!