Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read,

"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy The council they changed the sign to

"Catatonics and High Colonics."
No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds."
Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts."
Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts?" No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
"Dr.. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too funny!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Ditter :D

That is a good one. I love your jokes...I look for them first so I can have a good laugh....

Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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love it! Thanks for the chuckle Ditter

good one!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"odds and ends"...love it..lol

hahahahaha, loved it!!

<Snorting out my nose!!!>

LOL! I think I'll share that with my nursing class & instructor! :thumbup:

I loved all of those names. ROFL!

That is so funny! Thanks for sharing.

Where do you find all your funny jokes? I enjoy these.

:D Thank You for the laugh. :-D Had not heard this one. :-D

ROFLMAO :) Cute !!

Too funny!

LOL!

Very cute!

Too funny! Passing it along to all of my nurse friends.

Good one Ditter. I too enjoy your jokes. Keep them coming. Mary

hahahahaha ...u r 2 funny...

Ditter43, I wish you lived next door to me!

You are just the best, thank you for sharing.

I always look for your jokes. You never fail. You always make me laugh.
Thank you, keep them coming.

rofl

ditter thank you so much

Hee Hee!!! Love your jokes! I always pass them on. Keep em coming.

Too funny!

Too funny! :)

I don't know where you get your jokes, but keep them coming. That is hilarious.

Good one, Ditter! Reminds me of an engineering firm in my hometown named Butt & Head.

you make my day!

My brother sends me stuff like this all the time, but most of the ones I've seen you post are not from his collection.

This one is a real hoot!!! Nuts and Butts is my favorite..
, followed closely by Lost Souls and Butt Holes. Imagine if these Drs were treating the same patient!!!!

Great joke! Being a former nurse, I find it hilarious! Thanks for the grin this morning.

Those are great!!!

Funny HAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for sharing.

Another good one to share with my friends. thank you.

Cynthia

LLMAO that is cute Thanks for my daily laugh! :)

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