you'd be surprised the number of guys around here that seem to think some deodorant and a huge splash of aftershave is a good substitute to a BATH before going shopping at walmart....

'nuff to gag a maggot....

the other 'aroma' that can knock you out is somebody who has JUST finished a cigarette before coming in the store.... yuk

Just love redneck jokes. Sorta scary sometimes how close they hit to home...

Since kids or someone is always messing with my DD and SIL, they took their old Christmas tree and place it on the fence line in the H Kicker post. Actually, they were really hoping the 'someone' would steal it and get rid of it for them. They steal everything else, trash container, mail box, etc... But the tree is still there!

Ditter, you missed one here.

WEDDINGS:
1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.

For a poor backwoods couple a nice handful of laying hens would be a nice gift. A small pig would be a gift that would really pay off in a few months. A cow would be a gift that would keep on giving for years.

And a gift certificate for a local dentist would be marvelous.

I think I have seen some of these people in our local WalMart. LOL LOL LOL Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL I have not seen some of these! Thanks! Will have to pass on to my friends and family!

I will definately give this to my son. The older he gets the sloppier he gets. But, I have to admit he does take a shower every day and has quit drinking. So, I guess I should lay off the rest of the stuff, huh?

:lol:

lol TY. That list may come in handy when I move.


3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

That one is not for rednecks any longer. I'm seeing that in every class. I suppose, it's a natural extension of parenting from a giant bag of everything, everywhere you go. It's the same slice of human nature which wishes to bring crunchies wrapped in crinklies to the opera. Auuuugh!

Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

pheasantduster,

Your 'table centerpiece' picture in your avatar must be rotated. LOL

"A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist."

All in fun!