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How do you find this stuff? So many funny things and I have had to start forwarding them to my friends and I NEVER do that. LOL!

I think I'm related to the people that these rules were intended for. Now if only they could read.......

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Originally Posted by Ramona Byrd

Ditter, you missed one here.

WEDDINGS:
1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.

For a poor backwoods couple a nice handful of laying hens would be a nice gift. A small pig would be a gift that would really pay off in a few months. A cow would be a gift that would keep on giving for years.

And a gift certificate for a local dentist would be marvelous.

The people you know require visits to the dentist??? Most in my family have very pretty teeth. The top one might not always meet up with the bottom one but both are pretty.