This is hysterical. Someone had already sent this to me & even after reading it several times it is still hysterical.

I just copied this and e-mailed it to all of my non-quilting friends : ) Great one!!!

O M G!!!!!!!!!!!!Is that what I have to look forward to?Just ssssshot me N O W !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious! Once i was shopping in the fluffly ladie's store while my husband was in the men's store next door. When I came out of the dressing room, hubby was happily chatting up the salesclerks. When I asked what was so funny, they said he could tell me....hmmm! So after we left the store, he told me he'd swung the front doors wide, walked in and said, "Got anything in my size?" (THis from the straightest guy in the world!) The ladies were pretty calm, he said....and no, he never goes dress shopping with me anymore.

Too funny!