Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to Get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist : "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism ?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely.

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "
Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills , Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease ?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely..

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use This store as our Bridal Registry ."

I love it!! :thumbup:

Super.

Ditter - before I read your postings, I open up a blank word document so I can copy and paste you jokes! Makes it easier for me to copy and paste to share with my friends. Keep 'em coming!!

ROFLMBO Good One :D:D:D

oh good gosh. that is funny.

Oh Ditter!! They just keep getting better and better.

Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

ROFL.

ROFL. You are awesome.

OMG... Now I know what to do for my 20 year vow renewal!!! lol that is so cute!!!

my DH was laughing sooo loud.

That is a fantastic idea! Ditter always sends "knee slappers" Oh! If you ever go to youtube, do a search on telemarketers. There are videos on haw to handle them - they are F U N N Y!!

lol!

lol!!!

ditter, heres one for you !!!!LOL

love it...lol

Oh just to funny!!! Wondered what the punch line would be. thanks for the laugh.

cute ... but where are the oil enhancers and little blue pills, LOL...

warm quilt hugs, sue in CA

you crack me up

Keep Them Coming.

My fil and future mil should have done that. He was she was 48.

Oh Ditter you've done it again. I can always count on you for a good laugh. I pass on all your jokes toa friend who posts them at the Senior Center, so they brings lots of smiles to a lot of people.

Thanks for sharing your sense of humor with us.
Andie

I Love IT.

Funny

hahahaha wow you are on a roll with your stories , keep em coming :thumbup:

LMAO.............how funny but also how true :thumbup:

Love it!

I always make sure to swallow whatever I'm drinking BEFORE I read something from you ~ ~ ~ as usual ROTFLMBO

Ditter, you crack me up. I am learning about you. Looking for the punch line when I see your name!! ROFL

YOU DID IT AGAIN. HA HA HA.

LOL... Thats Great!!

TOOOO darn close to reality!!!!! ROL!