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Thread: Senior Wedding........this is a hoot!!!!

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    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to Get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
    Pharmacist : "Of course, we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?
    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism ?"
    Pharmacist: "Definitely.

    Jacob: "How about suppositories? "
    Pharmacist: "You bet!"

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "
    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills , Geritol, antidotes for
    Parkinson's disease ?"
    Pharmacist: "Absolutely..

    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "
    Pharmacist: "We sure do."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
    Pharmacist: "Sure."

    Jacob: "We'd like to use This store as our Bridal Registry ."

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    I love it!! :thumbup:

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    Super.

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    Ditter - before I read your postings, I open up a blank word document so I can copy and paste you jokes! Makes it easier for me to copy and paste to share with my friends. Keep 'em coming!!

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    ROFLMBO Good One :D:D:D

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    oh good gosh. that is funny.

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    Oh Ditter!! They just keep getting better and better.

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    Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

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    ROFL.

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    ROFL. You are awesome.

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    OMG... Now I know what to do for my 20 year vow renewal!!! lol that is so cute!!!

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    my DH was laughing sooo loud.

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    That is a fantastic idea! Ditter always sends "knee slappers" Oh! If you ever go to youtube, do a search on telemarketers. There are videos on haw to handle them - they are F U N N Y!!


    Quote Originally Posted by jbud2
    Ditter - before I read your postings, I open up a blank word document so I can copy and paste you jokes! Makes it easier for me to copy and paste to share with my friends. Keep 'em coming!!

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    lol!

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    lol!!!

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    ditter, heres one for you !!!!LOL
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    love it...lol

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    Oh just to funny!!! Wondered what the punch line would be. thanks for the laugh.

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    cute ... but where are the oil enhancers and little blue pills, LOL...

    warm quilt hugs, sue in CA

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    you crack me up

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    Keep Them Coming.

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    My fil and future mil should have done that. He was she was 48.

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    Oh Ditter you've done it again. I can always count on you for a good laugh. I pass on all your jokes toa friend who posts them at the Senior Center, so they brings lots of smiles to a lot of people.

    Thanks for sharing your sense of humor with us.
    Andie

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    I Love IT.

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    Funny

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