Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to Get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist : "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism ?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely.

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "
Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills , Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease ?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely..

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use This store as our Bridal Registry ."

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