Some yuks in the middle of the night
A wife says to her husband "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back".
He says "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair". I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. " My wife has been missing for a week. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back, I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today!! At least I presume she was poor --- she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning, can you believe that... 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. |
Those are soo funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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Those are one liners that Henny Youngman would have loved.
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Real cute. I will use the one in the wheelchair at work tonight ( I work in the nursing home). lol
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All are so funny, thanks for the laughs.
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Originally Posted by Connie M.
(Post 5262991)
Those are one liners that Henny Youngman would have loved.
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What a great way to start the day - GREAT LAUGHS!
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Love them all! Thanks for the laughs!
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Wonderful! What a great laugh!
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Chuckle, chuckle!!! :)
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