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Quiltbin 03-01-2011 09:35 AM

Oh, how funny!!!

kwhite 03-01-2011 09:36 AM

I guess i need to go buy the sleek and silky shampoo now!!!

crafty_linda_b 03-01-2011 09:39 AM

Thanks now I know what my problem is *L* I can tell my DH the real reason I have this slender body that is wrapped in bubble wrap!! Happy Stitchin' Linda B.


Originally Posted by postal packin' mama
When taking a shower I often empty the last bit of shampoo to lather myself.
Well, yesterday, I read what was written on the bottle -
“For extra volume and body.”
What a shock!!

From now on, I will use dish-washing liquid for showering - it claims “Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove”!


MrsM 03-01-2011 09:47 AM

Thank you soooooooooooo much for the laugh. I needed it.

jljack 03-01-2011 09:52 AM

:shock: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's what the trouble is!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :?

postal packin' mama 03-01-2011 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by mosquitosewgirl
FOFLMBO!!!! :lol:

I just noticed you are from Snohomish...I was born in Monroe and grew up in Lake Stevens! Nice to see someone from home...are you a native?

Not a native but I've lived here for 40 years. :o)

decky 03-01-2011 01:33 PM

No wonder I look like I do, I have been using the wrong soap!!

kyleewonder 03-01-2011 01:35 PM

How funny!!! hey if I make the switch, do you think I can skip the hour on the treadmill every a.m. LOL

Pinkiris 03-01-2011 02:06 PM

You are one of the smartest gals I know! Thanks for the tip. I bet there'll be a run on Dawn dish soap now....

LOL

Sue

mountain deb 03-01-2011 03:34 PM

I think I will use the industrial strength.

HisPatchwork 03-01-2011 03:38 PM

LOL!

Nanjun 03-01-2011 03:58 PM

ROFLMAO :)

Margie 03-01-2011 04:23 PM

TOOOO FUNNY!

Blue Bell 03-01-2011 04:36 PM

I didn't know that! What we can learn on the quilting board! LOL

PieceandLuv 03-01-2011 04:42 PM

needed that laugh thanks........

sandybuttons 03-01-2011 05:25 PM

with out my glasses cold not read the small print, thanks for the heads up, might start using Joy lol

nlgh 03-01-2011 06:18 PM

Ditto to almost all of the above.

JanetM 03-01-2011 06:22 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: Well no wonder losing weight is so hard.

Taughtby Grandma 03-01-2011 06:25 PM

Thanks for the great laugh. Now I know I'm switching to dish washing detergent! LOL :lol:

butterflies5518 03-01-2011 07:09 PM

what a insight - lol!

Dollysquiltingmom 03-01-2011 07:11 PM

LOL

donnalynett 03-01-2011 07:37 PM

Thanks for the laugh!

Cassews 03-01-2011 07:52 PM

hahahaahahahahahahhahaa <my sides hurt> is all I can say !lol

luvTooQuilt 03-01-2011 07:57 PM


Originally Posted by gaby4v
Thanks for the laugh.....note to self....never drink while reading the board!!! :mrgreen:

Ditto!! Holy crap !! I almost peed all over the couch I was laughing so hard!!

Momsmurf 03-01-2011 08:15 PM

I should read labels!

That's one to share....hope you don't mind...
:lol: :lol:

janjj 03-01-2011 08:23 PM

That is a good one ! Will have to share with others.
I have a friend that said she had new glasses. She now felt tall and skinny. Well, I had an appt to check my eyes also - After I got new glasses I asked her how long it took to feel tall and skinny.

biscuitqueen 03-01-2011 08:29 PM

that is just toooo funny, you crack me up.

hspirit_99 03-01-2011 08:38 PM

thanks, i was wondering about that.
thanks for a good laugh, i needed it

bels 03-01-2011 08:39 PM

Sounds like a good idea!

madamekelly 03-01-2011 10:14 PM

OMG! That is my problem too! :lol:

Quilter2B 03-01-2011 11:55 PM

too funny, guess I have the dish soap in the wrong room too. Thanks for the chuckle.

Peggyinno 03-02-2011 09:17 AM

Be sure to let us know when your gig starts at the comedy club!! We'll all be there :thumbup: That was just toooo funny!!

Kathy T. 03-02-2011 10:01 AM

What a hoot! That'll teach us to pay attention ... LOL.

alissa 03-02-2011 10:08 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

greaterexp 03-02-2011 10:59 AM

You're a stitch! I remember reading a book where the heroine is described as being of "traditional build!" I'm getting there!

Ellie'sNana 03-02-2011 12:35 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

pawebdoctor 03-02-2011 01:48 PM

Now I know what my problem is... thanks!!!

Marge L. 03-02-2011 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by postal packin' mama
When taking a shower I often empty the last bit of shampoo to lather myself.
Well, yesterday, I read what was written on the bottle -
“For extra volume and body.”
What a shock!!

From now on, I will use dish-washing liquid for showering - it claims “Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove”!



And to think I should have been using dishwashing soap instead of starving myself. LOL

Anne T 03-02-2011 01:58 PM

Thanks, too funny.:)

SNAIL 03-02-2011 02:12 PM

tooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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