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postal packin' mama 02-28-2011 05:19 PM

When taking a shower I often empty the last bit of shampoo to lather myself.
Well, yesterday, I read what was written on the bottle -
“For extra volume and body.”
What a shock!!

From now on, I will use dish-washing liquid for showering - it claims “Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove”!

mygirl66 02-28-2011 05:20 PM

LMBO!

cabbagepatchkid 02-28-2011 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by postal packin' mama
When taking a shower I often empty the last bit of shampoo to lather myself.
Well, yesterday, I read what was written on the bottle -
“For extra volume and body.”
What a shock!!

From now on, I will use dish-washing liquid for showering - it claims “Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove”!

Whoa!!! Thanks for the GREAT tip!!!!! :mrgreen:

dixiebelle162002 02-28-2011 05:21 PM

good one! :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

3NorwichTerr 02-28-2011 05:21 PM

oh my, so funny!

Carrie Jo 02-28-2011 05:22 PM

hey...that sounds like a plan. Count me in. Cascade here I come!!

emerald46 02-28-2011 05:24 PM

That is GOOD info...thanks!!

QuiltingGrannie 02-28-2011 05:33 PM

Love it!!

GwynR 02-28-2011 05:45 PM

Great tip! going to have to take the Dawn to the shower!

GwynR 02-28-2011 05:46 PM

LOL, had to copy it to Facebook!

Baysidegal 02-28-2011 05:48 PM

LOL My dawn is now my favorite "soap"

cathyvv 02-28-2011 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by GwynR
Great tip! going to have to take the Dawn to the shower!

Much better idea than waking up at dawn to take a shower...

:-)

luckylindy333 02-28-2011 06:17 PM

come one, come all, to the Quilting Board for your laugh of the day!

fidgety 02-28-2011 06:19 PM

LMBO. Thats was a good one!

BETTY62 02-28-2011 06:19 PM

For years I have wondered why my hands were so much smaller than my body. LOL

yellowsnow55 02-28-2011 06:51 PM

Good one, can't stop laughing.

shawnemily 02-28-2011 06:55 PM

That is TOO FUNNY!!!!!

thequilteddove 02-28-2011 06:58 PM

roflmao

dreamer2009 02-28-2011 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by fidgety
LMBO. Thats was a good one!

DITTO !!

Carron 02-28-2011 07:21 PM

Now that is too funny.

Tink's Mom 02-28-2011 07:27 PM

Dawn,here I come!...LMBO...

Maybe I should just sit on the stove and melt some of it off???

Missysgottohelp 02-28-2011 07:52 PM

Lol, so that's my problem. LOL

sueisallaboutquilts 02-28-2011 07:56 PM

Oh I love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D
Thanks for the laugh !

CarrieAnne 02-28-2011 08:02 PM

lol!

knlsmith 02-28-2011 08:06 PM

ROFL!!! I borrowed this n put on my FB. Thanks for the laugh! ;D

gaby4v 02-28-2011 08:38 PM

Thanks for the laugh.....note to self....never drink while reading the board!!! :mrgreen:

Jim's Gem 02-28-2011 10:40 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

sewingsuz 03-01-2011 01:24 AM

thanks for that info. LOL

Lv2sew2011 03-01-2011 01:24 AM


Originally Posted by postal packin' mama
When taking a shower I often empty the last bit of shampoo to lather myself.
Well, yesterday, I read what was written on the bottle -
“For extra volume and body.”
What a shock!!

From now on, I will use dish-washing liquid for showering - it claims “Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove”!

Let me know if that works, so I can do the same...hehehe

Sandy-lou 03-01-2011 01:59 AM


Originally Posted by GwynR
LOL, had to copy it to Facebook!

ditto, my family love it

Greendragon6889 03-01-2011 06:08 AM

And I've been blaming it on sweets :)

Nolee 03-01-2011 06:27 AM

This is HYSTERICAL!!!! I sent it on to a man who sends jokes out to everyone. You hit the jackpot with this one!!

raedar63 03-01-2011 06:28 AM

LOVE it, made me laugh!

adrianlee 03-01-2011 08:38 AM

Aaa-ah! I knew it wasn't my fault I'm so fluffy and dieting never worked, it's the shampoo. Let me know if there is a class-action going on with any of the shampoo companies. Will "Joy" dish soap work? Skinny and happy?

quiltmom04 03-01-2011 08:39 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!

hospicenurse 03-01-2011 08:57 AM

all too funny!!! Made my day!

Susanna10 03-01-2011 09:07 AM

thank you for the update. Going to start using dish-washing liquid. LOL

Normabeth 03-01-2011 09:14 AM

LOL
If dawn could desolve body fat, I would bathe in it every day

Katz13203 03-01-2011 09:19 AM

Can't help but laugh on this board. :)

mosquitosewgirl 03-01-2011 09:22 AM

FOFLMBO!!!! :lol:

I just noticed you are from Snohomish...I was born in Monroe and grew up in Lake Stevens! Nice to see someone from home...are you a native?


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