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Stupid rabbit jokes!

What do you call a rabbit that can't hop? A chocolate bunny!
What do you call a bunny with lice? Bugs Bunny!
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out? IHOP.
How does the Easter Bunny travel all over the world? By hareplane.
What is a bunny's motto? Don't be mad, be hoppy!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
What is a rabbit's favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? To the honeymoon suite!
What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
What is a rabbit's favorite jewelry? A 24-carrot gold ring.
What do you call a rabbit with a cold? A runny bunny.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? I'd like to get to gnaw you

Thanks for posting: I'm now ready for granddaughters coming for dinner today!

These reminded me of the jokes my dad used to tell. Thanks for a sweet memory.

Hoppy Easter and thank you for the jokes!