Stupid rabbit jokes!
04-09-2023, 04:12 AM
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Stupid rabbit jokes!
- What do you call a rabbit that can't hop? A chocolate bunny!
- What do you call a bunny with lice? Bugs Bunny!
- Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out? IHOP.
- How does the Easter Bunny travel all over the world? By hareplane.
- What is a bunny's motto? Don't be mad, be hoppy!
- How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
- What is a rabbit's favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
- Where do rabbits go after their wedding? To the honeymoon suite!
- What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
- What is a rabbit's favorite jewelry? A 24-carrot gold ring.
- What do you call a rabbit with a cold? A runny bunny.
- What did the rabbit say to the carrot? I'd like to get to gnaw you
