Thread: Stupid rabbit jokes!
View Single Post
Old 04-09-2023, 04:12 AM
  #1  
Julienm1
Super Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Central NM
Posts: 1,582
Default Stupid rabbit jokes!
  • What do you call a rabbit that can't hop? A chocolate bunny!
  • What do you call a bunny with lice? Bugs Bunny!
  • Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out? IHOP.
  • How does the Easter Bunny travel all over the world? By hareplane.
  • What is a bunny's motto? Don't be mad, be hoppy!
  • How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
  • What is a rabbit's favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
  • Where do rabbits go after their wedding? To the honeymoon suite!
  • What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
  • What is a rabbit's favorite jewelry? A 24-carrot gold ring.
  • What do you call a rabbit with a cold? A runny bunny.
  • What did the rabbit say to the carrot? I'd like to get to gnaw you
Julienm1 is offline  
Reply