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Thank you for the laughs today.
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I once worked for a very very conservative company as a secretary...I was so excited when I typed my first agenda for the departmental meeting.....I distributed it and when we all sat down and I heard chuckling...I had not typed "as", but "ass"....believe me it took years to live that one down.....even spell check didn't help that one !
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Thank you everyone for the laughs!! You made my day!
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My older brother liked to tease me about the guys I dated in High school. One time he made the comment about me always dating "bag boys" and I turn to him and said "And what do you date?" My future sister-in-law was sitting there and did not take that very well.
Someone told me once that I had the cleanest feet he knew of. I shallow them whole. |
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Originally Posted by leatheflea
While having dinner with my MIL(Edith) and FIL(Richard), she always called him by Dick. Well Richard had a bad habit of using his eating spoon to get the butter for his bread. And she said "Spoon get your D*** out of the butter!" I about choked!
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I have done this many times and have it lived down in a day or so unless we had nothing to talk about.... but boy, for the whole day whenever someone mentioned it we would be rolling on the floor with laughter!
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So funny.
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My sister-in-law does not understand or speak French, she has been living in a lall French speaking surrounding. One day, she wanted to have her bespread dry cleaned. The dry cleaner would deliver and pick up at your home, The door rang, she answered, with a big gesture she says Come, Come , bring him to her room,taps on the bed and said How much, The guy left so fast and never came back,
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Not one of mine really:
The whole high school class cracked up when my colleague's wife stuck her head in the door to ask me if I had finished playing with her husband's balls... (He had lent me a bag of ping pong balls for a school table tennis competition). |
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